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deducemysoul:

just pretend it’s some modern au

taurielings:

dollare:

me during sports class

#maybe thats why it took you so long to get to mordor

30 Days of Doctor Who → Day 7: A character that you feel the need to defend
Ninth Doctor. ‘You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I!’

supernatural-mishamigo:

mytardishaswings:

11-and-his-fez:

bbcsherlockian:

lizthirose:

bbcsherlockian:

uhm there’s only 4 of us in our house but we have 8 toothbrushes and we’re all adamant that we each only own one

Uh oh…have you checked your arms for tally marks?!

are you suggesting that there are 4 silence living in my house and brushing their teeth on a regular basis

hygiene is important to everyone

they have no mouths

don’t be racist

Demigods + parents

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

turand0t:

Real reason for sunroofs.

turand0t:

Real reason for sunroofs.

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.